Cheap Battlemats. Zero Bullshit.
Affordable tabletop mats for players who refuse to overpay
✓ Ships from NL
✓ Big 90×140cm
✓ Lightweight AF
No markups. No hidden fees. No bullshit.
Cheap Battlemats. Zero Bullshit.
Affordable tabletop mats for players who refuse to overpay
✓ Ships from NL
✓ Big 90×140cm
✓ Lightweight AF
No markups. No hidden fees. No bullshit.
Ultra Cheap Battlemat - City Ruin 90x140CM 35.5x55 Inch Playmat for tabletop wargames
Ultra Cheap Battlemat - Toxic Desert 90x140CM 35.5x55 Inch Playmat for tabletop wargames
Ultra Cheap Battlemat - Muddy Meadow 90x140CM 35.5x55 Inch
Ultra Cheap Battlemat - Dingey Dungeon 90x140CM 35.5x55 Inch Playmat for wargames
Ultra Cheap Battlemat - Aerid Desert 90x140CM 35.5x55 Inch Playmat for tabletop wargames
Ultra Cheap Battlemat - Space Fight - 90x140CM 35.5x55 Inch Playmat for wargames
Ultra Cheap Battlemat - Zone Lethalis 90x140CM 35.5x55Inch Playmat for wargames
Ultra Cheap Battlemat - Nex Letum 90x140CM 35.5x55 Inch Playmat for tabletop wargames
Ultra Cheap Battlemat - Slush Fuckery 90x140CM 35.5x55 Inch Playmat for tabletop wargames
Ultra Cheap Battlemat - Whore Hammer 90x140CM 35.5x55 Inch Playmat for tabletop wargames
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The Club Pack - 12 Ultra Cheap Battlemats
The FLGS Pack - 100 Ultra Cheap Battlemats
Ultimate Reseller Pack - 500 Ultra Cheap Battlemats
“Why pay €60–€90 for a battlemat?
We make them for less.
Dinner-table size. Same fun.
“No giant neoprene pancakes taking over your house.
Our mats fold, roll, scrunch — whatever — and are dead simple to store”
“They fit in an envelope.
Which means cheap shipping!
And no waiting for the courier, pissing your valuable time away.”
We were sick of €60–€90 battlemats that weigh 3 to 5kg.
So we found a factory, printed our own, cut out every middleman, and priced them lower because… why the hell not?
We’re hobby nerds, not a VC-backed “premium dungeon-lifestyle-brand.”
You get big, durable, lightweight mats that don’t screw you out of your hobby-budget.
Decent mats. Cheaply priced. Zero bullshit.
Short answer: everyone else is hung up on extreme premium quality ,overcharges. Or both. We print in HUUUGEEE batches, skip the nonsense, and pass the savings straight on to you.
Yes. Fold it, roll it, scrunch it into a backpack — it still lays flat. Iron out the creases and in under 10 seconds you are rolling dice.
Date is clearly listed on every product page. We don’t do shady shipping windows — we believe in clear communication.
Lightweight fabric with a clean, crisp print. Not neoprene, not sticky PVC, not a yoga mat your aunt left behind.
Its an ULTRA CHEAP polyester, nylon, viscose blend. We are not here to compete on who produces the most premiumest finger feel. We are here to get your rolling and laughing without cripling your chances at making rent this month.
Email us.
We actually read those.
We’ll fix it.
If you expect anything other than Decent-enough you should realize that we produce ULTRA CHEAP Battlemats. We think spending time with your friends is more valuable than spending your wage on luxury. Our mats boost immersion, they are light-weight and ultra cheap. Thats all there is to it.
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Fuck off.
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